So a Raven, a Face and a Hyena meet in a bar
teabirdy:

Duck vs Swan

teabirdy:

Duck vs Swan

animalssittingoncapybaras:

Every breath you take, every roll you make, I’ll be perched on you.

animalssittingoncapybaras:

Every breath you take, every roll you make, I’ll be perched on you.

silvermender:

mya-the-butt-touch-octopus:

godoftheroads:

GUYS

THE WHOLE VERSION CAME OUT

i dont care whether you’re into homestuck or not, everyone needs to see this beautiful piece of animation

shieeeeet this is so cool looking

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

mistahgrundy:

wnycradiolab:

You know those little things that keep bread bags closed?  Well, the internet would like to tell you about them.  If you’re not doing anything too important right now, I think you should visit HORG (that’s the Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group) and explore a beautiful, obsessive, hilarious taxonomy of occlupanids.

(ht Metafilter)

fighting the urge to go check my bread bags to see which ones I have here!

I have sea foam in my veins, I understand the language of waves.
Le Testament d’Orphée (via seabois)
fuckyeahaquaria:

Whitemargin Unicornfish | Naso annulatus
(by volvob12b)

fuckyeahaquaria:

Whitemargin Unicornfish | Naso annulatus

(by volvob12b)

apriki:

Palace of the Winds in Jaipur, India